Wednesday, 26 August 2009
Review: Inglourious Basterds
Inglourious Basterds is Quentin Tarantino's long awaited jump into WWII in which he tells of a group of Jewish-American Special Forces soldiers who live behind the Nazi lines, brutally killing and scalping Nazi soldiers in an effort to strike fear throughout the German army. Permanently scarring the deliberate survivors of their conflicts, the group have called themselves "The Basterds" and their horrific acts have definitely formed a reputation, which precedes them.
The Basterds' journey leads them to an opportunity to end WWII, which they intend to take with the help of the British Army and a German double-agent, unaware that this opportunity is also present for Emmanuelle Mimieux, the adopted persona of Shosanna Dreyfus, a Jewish girl who in 1941 escaped the clutches of SS Officer Colonel Hans Landa, known as "The Jew Hunter", having witnessed him murder her entire family. The Basterds' and Shosanna's paths merge at her small cinema in Paris, where their opportunity to end the war lies in the form of a Nazi movie premiere held to entertain the entire German High Command.
There are two Quentin Tarantinos in my book; Classic Tarantino and Egotistical Tarantino. Classic Tarantino made Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, and wrote From Dusk Till Dawn. Egotistical Tarantino made Kill Bill Volumes 1 & 2 and Death Proof. Egotistical Tarantino is too big for his boots, he uses gimmicks and uses the few films he directs as drawing boards to try and find the method/genre he prefers and then expects everyone to love it because it has his name stamped all over it. Classic Tarantino just makes brilliant, gritty, well-written movies that are far from forgettable.
Thankfully, Classic Tarantino directed Inglourious Basterds and Egotistical Tarantino was nowhere to be seen.
It's a long film, very long and at times I was bored I have to admit, however those times were not often and were soon forgotten about after quick bout of action or a scene involving Lt. Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt) or Colonel Hans Landa (Christoph Waltz), both of whom offered decidedly different perfomances but each fantastic in their own right.
I was unsure about Brad Pitt at first, I didn't think his accent would agree with me. I very rapidly learnt to love it though and Aldo Raine and the Basterds became the intermittent supply of comic relief between some overly long scenes of dialog that was desperately needed. Brad Pitt was good, very good as were the rest of them, but not one person in this film could top the performance of Christoph Waltz as Hans Landa. The movie opens with him in his role as "The Jew Hunter" and he is quite clearly a methodical, precise, calm and collected monster, who is an absolute pleasure to watch. I have no words to describe the character and Waltz's performance other than brilliant, simply brilliant. His every movement lent something to the scene, the way he drinks a drink, or eats in between sentences, the sound of the fork scraping his teeth as it leaves his mouth, it was almost hypnotising. There were times when I just stopped listening to what he was saying because I was mesmerised by his mannerisms.
Obviously, the performances of any of the actors in Inglourious Basterds has a lot to do with the genius dialog of Tarantino and when I was listening, it was very apparent that Tarantino was back on form. However, though wonderful, there was a bloody lot of talking and when I first left the film my thoughts were that about 40 minutes could have been cut. Having had some time to think about it, I've realised that there was no uneccessary speech in the film, it was all needed in some way or another, and the thing I was really craving was action.
I wanted to see the exploits of the Basterds. I wanted to see them pay their debt of 100 Nazi scalps. I wanted to see them take out entire Nazi outfits in ruined french towns. Instead, I was only permitted to hear about it. I appreciate that a film that followed a group of 8 soldiers slaughtering Nazis would probably get boring after a while, and that the scenes we did see were enough to suggest the antics of the Basterds, but I just wanted a bit more. Tarantino seemed to labour the point a little in some areas and I just wish he'd have reach the action quicker and maybe given a little more of it. There is a scene in a bar that just drags on and on in this back and forth exchange between characters, postponing the inevitable for ages, when it could have been a relatively quick process.
I mentioned that the Basterds provided the comic relief and they really do, though the comic relief list is not exclusive to the Basterds. Hans Landa is pretty funny himself, as is Hitler. There were quite a few laugh out loud scenes, even some that ordinarily would be pretty disturbing. Violence in Inglourious Basterds is funny, and that is 100% intended and if you don't crack up hearing Lt Aldo Raine's Italian then something is desperately wrong with you.
I came away from Inglourious Basterds thinking it was too long, there wasn't enough action and there was too much dialog. Having thought about it for a while, I am actually pretty satisfied with the movie and don't think I would change a thing, in fact I kind of want to see it again. What I would like though is a prequel from Tarantino following the Basterds on their journey to notoriety through a mound of dead Nazis! Basterds is a must-watch and I think it's one of Tarantino's best movies. Actually I think it's his third best but it's bloody good, very funny, pretty tense, and immensely enjoyable. Thank you Classic Tarantino.
Note to Mike Myers: Your English accent will forever remind me of Austin Powers.
Thursday, 20 August 2009
Blockbuster aren't doing so great
In not particulary breaking news, but massively enjoyable to hear, Blockbuster's shares dropped 22% this week for some finance based reasons that I got bored of reading. See the full story over at The Hollywood Reporter
All I know is that the staff in my local Blockbuster are a bunch of retards. I have never known a company that hire so many people who are completely uninterested by their chosen area of work. I've lost count of the amount of times I've had to tell the staff in there that the film I am looking for does actually exist or had to correct their own release dates because they are wildly incorrect.
I'm shocked that the reason for the shares dropping is not just down to the branch in my area or it's wanky manager who still thinks leather wristbands are in, wears one of those ridiculous beaded necklaces you buy on holiday when you're about 15 and has hired his goth girlfriend to work there as well.
Meet Jacob Black
Check out the Twilight: New Moon featurette that has 14 year old girls swooning left right and centre.
I still have my fingers crossed for Kristen Stewart topless in one of the later films. It's only fair after we've had to endure all these half naked muscle-bound native Americans.
I still have my fingers crossed for Kristen Stewart topless in one of the later films. It's only fair after we've had to endure all these half naked muscle-bound native Americans.
Red Band Legion Trailer!
I'd not heard of it until now but Legion looks amazing!
Having decided that mankind is not worthy of him, God sends a legion of Angels down to earth to bring the apocalypse. A group of strangers find themselves to be the last line of defence along with the Archangel Michael when a pregnant woman in the group is told she is carrying the Messiah.
If that doesn't sound awesome enough, check out the trailer.
Having decided that mankind is not worthy of him, God sends a legion of Angels down to earth to bring the apocalypse. A group of strangers find themselves to be the last line of defence along with the Archangel Michael when a pregnant woman in the group is told she is carrying the Messiah.
If that doesn't sound awesome enough, check out the trailer.
It is released in the UK on 05th March 2010
YGROY Bulletins 20/08/09
And in the news over the past 10 days...
Wolverine 2 in 2012?
Courtney Cox talks Scream 4
Warner Bros plans to bring Lego to life
Robert Redford to direct Lincoln assassination
JJ Abrams buys The Dark Tower from Stephen KING for $19.00
Kate Beckinsale returning for new Underworld Trilogy?
Are the chronicles of Riddick going to continue?
Bruce Willis joins action star laden cast of "The Expendables"
Bryan Singer doing Battlestar Galactica
George Clooney is not Jack Ryan
Godzirrah!
Tuesday, 18 August 2009
DVD Review: The Killing Room
It was quite surprising that "The Killing Room" went straight to DVD as there has been some real crap at the cinema and I think The Killing Room might have been able to hold it's own for at least a week had it been advertised enough.
The movie tells of four individuals who volunteer to take part in a session of paid psychological research. It becomes clear that the session is not run-of-the-mill pretty quickly and the four find themselves taking part in a horrific, classified, government program that had allegedly been cancelled 20 years prior, all the while being watched by the horrendously unethical Dr. Phillips and his newest member of staff Ms. Reilly who is yet to be convinced that such a study should even exist.
The title itself was enough to make me want to watch it, without considereing the synopsis. I immediately though of Saw and while not as clever as the Saw series, it wasn't far away from offering the same feeling of helplessness. It was an intelligent movie that drip fed the information to the audience until right at the end when you realise what it was really all about and I personally love not knowing the true story of a film. I'm a big fan of twists, and this does them pretty well.
The one problem I had with the film was the dialog. Sometimes I could barely understand a word some of the characters were saying and I don't know whether that's down to my own hearing or the sound/speech quality of the movie. A lot of the script is whispers or Dr. Phillips talking in his quite strong, russian-like accent so I struggled quite a bit with really hearing what was being said. I got the general gist though, I don't believe I missed anything particularly key.
The characters were excellent and my expectations of them were almost always wrong. Nothing seemed to happen the way I thought it would, which was brilliant as it kept me guessing constantly. There is a huge revelation at the end and it is genius, which is why I am disappointed the movie never made it to the cinema over in the UK. There is clear and obvious room for a sequel, possibly even a prequel, but now the movie franchise has started the slippery slope of "Straight-To-Dvd" it may never recover.
As I said, it's no "Saw", but I would say it's definitely worth a watch. It leaves you wondering what might happen next, shocked at what you have just understood and I can honestly say I was a little unsure as to what I would have done when placed in the same position as the other characters. Simply, I really liked it and do hope they make another.
Thursday, 13 August 2009
DVD Review: Let The Right One In
Before you read this review, I think it is very important that you give yourself the choice to watch "Let The Right One In" without being aware of what it might be about, like I did. If you already know then please continue reading but if you have no idea, have a think. Decide whether you want to watch it oblivious, without reading the back of the box or a review. I can't help but think my view might be different if I had known all about it before hand.
"Let The Right One In" is a movie about Oskar, a 12 year old Swedish boy who is bullied at school by a group of classmates and lives in a block of flats within a suburb of Stockholm with his mother. Eli lives next door to Oskar and their love story begins when they meet in the courtyard of their building. With Eli's help Oskar learns how to beat the bullies, but he starts to learn things about her too. Eli has been 12 years old for a very long time, she cannot eat, enter a room without being invited, or be exposed to sunlight. She lives on the blood of others and Oskar has to choose whether his love for Eli is strong enough for him to forgive her night time behaviour.
"Let The Right One In" shocked me in the best possible way. I had no idea what it was going to be about, the most exposure I'd had to it was a giant poster in Leicester Square and I was under the distinct impression from said poster that it was going to be a horror of the slasher variety. I was very wrong and it turns out that "Let The Right One In" is actually a beautifully told adolescent love story between a young boy and a vampire. Each are facing their own obstacles in life but ultimately they have each other. Often nowadays, and it may sound odd coming from me considering I am guilty of providing the exposure in certain cases, but we are over exposed to movies, we know almost everything thing about them before they reach their release date, we've seen the trailers, the posters, the featurettes, and read certain spoilers. So it was refreshing then that this one had escaped me completely until I sat down to watch it.
Not only was the story of "Let The Right One In" delightfully shocking but so was the authenticity of the movie. There have been certain scenes in movies that have struck me as perfect. Scenes of such quality that they feel completely real, and I don't even mean scenes of great acting. I'm talking about the scene behind the acting, for example; Ollivander's Wand Shop in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. I could smell the dust in the scene where Harry is chosen by his wand. The sound of the delicate shuffling of wand boxes by Ollivander, the sliding open of the lid and unpacking of the wand, at every point in that scene I wanted to reach out and touch the boxes and the dust. Well that is how "Let The Right One In" made me feel, over and over again.
The short stacked apartments lived in by Oskar and Eli felt cramped yet isolated. Oskar's school felt lonely, even while full of kids. The snow that covered the landscape was a beautiful concealment and caused the apartment of Oskar to feel warm and homely, while Eli's felt dismal and bare. I just wanted to jump right into the picture and touch and see everything, I loved it.
I was also unaware that "Let The Right One In" was subtitled, which while not something I avoid, I find I have to be in the mood and at the point of watching I can't say I was expecting to have to read anything. That said some of the best films I have seen are subtitled, Apocalypto, The Orphanage, and Pan's Labyrinth for example, so I persevered and I am so glad I did. I'm struggling to even remember having to read anything now, in my mind the characters are all speaking English. The subtitles were not intrusive, there was not an abundance of speech, and even with them the movie managed to suck me in and also my fiancee who can't stand subtitled movies.
Oskar and Eli are played by two unknown Swedish actors, both actually 13 and 14 years old, and they are very impressive. Oskar struck me as very odd at first but I grew to like him very quickly, the same with Eli. They really play out their connection perfectly and it is very clear how strong their relationship is, all without excessive speech or explanation.
Though I had my ideas from pretty early on, part of the greatness of this film is the slow revelation that Eli is essentially a vampire. Little suggestions made me think it, but my thoughts were never confirmed enough for me to commit to the idea until later in the movie and suddenly I became very excited by the way this movie was portraying a blood-sucker. In a time of Twilight, True Blood, and Blood: The Last Vampire, it was nice to have some subtlety and necessity for once.
I really hope that another movie comes from this. I'd love to see how Oskar and Eli's lives continue, or even see how Eli began. The movie is actually based on a book by Swedish author, John Ajvide Lindqvist, who also wrote the screenplay, so there should hopefully be some story left to tell. For now, I think I'm going to have to read it.
My view is this is a movie not to miss this year. It's not huge, it's not big-budget, it is simple, and real and should be a must watch. Forget the subtitles, watch it for the beautiful story-telling and the feel of escaping and being in the middle of the lives of Oskar and Eli in their snow covered suburb.
Wednesday, 12 August 2009
Twilight: New Moon trailer preview
Check out this whole 14 second preview of the upcoming trailer for The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Essentially a trailer trailer if you will. What it shows us is that 4 seconds of a 14 second clip is occupied by Taylor Lautner with his top off. Having read the book it wouldn't surprise me if just less than a third of the whole film was people with their tops off, most native American werewolves.
Monday, 10 August 2009
DVD Review: Dragonball Evolution
Dragonball Evolution is the live-action movie adaptation of the extremely popular Japanese animated cartoons, which tells the story of an eighteen year old kid named Goku, who following the death of his Grandfather embarks on a quest to collect seven Dragonballs, which will allow the summoning of a great dragon that will grant any wish. He must find the balls before the evil Lord Piccolo who is also in search of them and use them to stop Piccolo's attempts to take over the world and hopefully destroy him for good.
Did I sound like I knew what I was talking about? Didn't think so.
I have only watched approximately thirty seconds of one episode of Dragonball Z in my life, so perhaps, just perhaps, I may not be the right person to review a movie set in the Dragonball Universe. Then again, on the other hand perhaps I'm perfectly suited to the task at hand as my review won't be affected by any fanboy ejaculations of adoration over spiky-haired airbenders, "bender" being the operative word, who have an unhealthy obsession with balls and... wait... you know what?... It isn't going to matter if I'm a fan or not... No-one in their right mind is going to like this movie. I don't know any Dragonball fans, which is just unlucky I guess, however if I did, I think having watched this monumental cack-fest they'd be running to get their Goku tattoos lasered pronto.
Don't get me wrong, I've certainly been very excited over the prospect of a movie like this, there aren't enough evil demons named after small woodwind instruments in movies these days, and I've often hoped for a lead character who can manipulate air with the hand gestures of a Girls Aloud backing dancer, but there is no getting past the fact that this movie is more stupid than the Dragonball Universe itself.
I'm obvously ignorant to Dragonball but I just don't get the parts I am aware of. I never have understood the appeal of anime, except when it involves exceptionally large-breasted female characters dressed in nurse or schoolgirl outfits, so I can't really understand the appeal of Dragonball. The story itself is bloody ludicrous, and whilst I know I shouldn't expect less from a Japanese, fantasy, kid's cartoon, I wish that just once these anime adventures might ground themselves in reality once in a while, you know maybe teach kids that karate can't make you fly? Something like that?
In fairness, I probably should lay off the source material a bit. As ridiculous as it all sounds, and as easy as it is to poke fun at it, it is not Dragonball's fault that this movie is the worst film I have seen in, well actually I don't know, it's a long while put it that way. No, I think the responsibility in this case is Hollywood's and because of that I feel very sorry for the Dragonball fans out there who have invested themselves in following Goku and his buddies through their animated escapades only to watch a stale portrayal on the big screen in an obvious money-spinning exercise stemming from a highly popular TV show.
The characters are empty, lifeless things, which create nothing more than a burning desire to punch them, the cast are... well they're the same. The film laughs at it's own jokes (if you can call them that) and is generally a brightly coloured mess that begs the question, Why bother with a live-action version? It's no different to the cartoon, everything is made to look the same and from what I can gather it tells a story that has already been told in the series itself.
Hollywood have obviously learned nothing from Street Fighter and to make matters worse they have sucked in the services of James Marsters, who plays Piccolo in this but is better known as Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Spike used to be my favourite character. Not anymore, what can I say, I'm fickle.
This is obviously not a Dragonball fan-centric review as I am just not capable of offering that. I don't see the appeal in Dragonball as a cartoon so as a film I see it even less. It really is a shocker and it's biggest fan bases are going to be kids who like pretty colours and those who loved Dragonball before so much that they are just happy their favourite characters have reached the lofty heights of live-action. I personally wish I'd never bothered with it. The rest of you can still save yourselves.
Sunday, 9 August 2009
Iron Man 2 Footage!
Holy Crap check out this leaked Iron Man 2 footage which was only shown at Comic-Con!
I would not want to mess with Warmachine or Whiplash!
I would not want to mess with Warmachine or Whiplash!
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The YGROY Bulletins 09/08/09
Welcome to this week's bulletins. There hasn't been particularly huge news this week, but here's what you may have missed.
Spielberg on board with Halo!
McG talks about Terminator 5
Prequel to "The Thing"?!
Not Movie-Based but check out Dexter 4!
A futuristic Robin Hood?
DiCaprio doing gothic Red Riding Hood
Hugh Jackman to play The Greatest Showman on Earth
Fraggle Rock the movie...Yes!
Stephanie Meyer accused of plagiarism, no more Breaking Dawn?
Trailer for "The Lovely Bones"
I've watched this trailer 3 times now and got goosebumps everytime. “The Lovely Bones” centers on a young girl who has been murdered and watches over her family – and her killer – from heaven. She must weigh her desire for vengeance against her desire for her family to heal.
It looks fantastic and is due for release in the UK on 29th January 2010. A long wait but I think ultimately worth it.
It looks fantastic and is due for release in the UK on 29th January 2010. A long wait but I think ultimately worth it.
Zombieland Red Band Trailer
Zombieland focuses on two men who have found a way to survive a world overrun by zombies. Columbus is a big wuss -- but when you're afraid of being eaten by zombies, fear can keep you alive. Tallahassee is an AK-toting, zombie-slaying' bad ass whose single determination is to get the last Twinkie on earth. As they join forces with Wichita and Little Rock, who have also found unique ways to survive the zombie mayhem, they will have to determine which is worse: relying on each other or succumbing to the zombies.
A red band trailer has now been release and it looks awesome!
It feels a little Shaun of the Dead-like in it's humour but obviously Americanised. I just can't wait to see the rollercoaster scene.
A red band trailer has now been release and it looks awesome!
It feels a little Shaun of the Dead-like in it's humour but obviously Americanised. I just can't wait to see the rollercoaster scene.
Tuesday, 4 August 2009
Meet the Volturi
A very nice set of photos of the Volturi has popped up this week from The Twilight Saga: New Moon.
In case you don't know:
The Volturi are the equivalent of a royal family to vampires. They operate from the city of Volterra, Italy. The Volturi have existed for at least three thousand years, if not more. They are the largest coven in existance, followed by Carlisle's family and Tanya's. However, they do not follow a "vegetarian" diet, as seen in New Moon, in which they capture and murder several humans in a carefully planned "meal". They are considered the de facto royal family of vampires, as they are the largest and most influential coven in existence . The Volturi deal swiftly and decisively with anything they consider a threat to their city, or the vampire world. They destroy anyone who attempts to overthrow them, or resist their authority and, at Caius' insistence, have hunted werewolves (true werewolves not shape-shifters) to near extinction in Europe and Asia.

In case you don't know:
The Volturi are the equivalent of a royal family to vampires. They operate from the city of Volterra, Italy. The Volturi have existed for at least three thousand years, if not more. They are the largest coven in existance, followed by Carlisle's family and Tanya's. However, they do not follow a "vegetarian" diet, as seen in New Moon, in which they capture and murder several humans in a carefully planned "meal". They are considered the de facto royal family of vampires, as they are the largest and most influential coven in existence . The Volturi deal swiftly and decisively with anything they consider a threat to their city, or the vampire world. They destroy anyone who attempts to overthrow them, or resist their authority and, at Caius' insistence, have hunted werewolves (true werewolves not shape-shifters) to near extinction in Europe and Asia.

They look awesome and from left to right we have Michael Sheen (Underworld, Kingdom of Heaven, Blood Diamond) as Aro, Christopher Heyerdahl as Marcus, Jamie Campbell Bower (Sweeney Todd, RocknRolla) as Caius, Dakota Fanning (War of the Worlds, Push, Man On Fire) as Jane, and Cameron Bright (X-Men: The Last Stand, Ultraviolet, Thank You For Smoking) as Alec.
I grabbed this via the brilliant GeekTyrant
I grabbed this via the brilliant GeekTyrant
Thundercats Concept Art!
That's right! Thundercats are go! Well they have concept art anyway.
This is the toy/cartoon adaptation I've been waiting for. All we need now is The Visionaries, Centurions, and Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors to be made into movies!
Movieline released these earlier in the week.
This is the toy/cartoon adaptation I've been waiting for. All we need now is The Visionaries, Centurions, and Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors to be made into movies!
Movieline released these earlier in the week.
New poster for "The Informant!"
The UK has a new poster for Matt Damon's upcoming movie, "The Informant!" due for release on 20th November 2009.
You might remember I featured a poster for it previously here and a trailer here, which also includes a bit of a synopsis about the movie.
Matt Damon seems to be one of those actors that can do anything, comedy, action, drama, he's definitely one of my favourites so I'm really looking forward to this one.
You might remember I featured a poster for it previously here and a trailer here, which also includes a bit of a synopsis about the movie.
Matt Damon seems to be one of those actors that can do anything, comedy, action, drama, he's definitely one of my favourites so I'm really looking forward to this one.
Sunday, 2 August 2009
DVD Review: Knowing
In the interest of fairness I decided to take a different approach when it came to reviewing "Knowing" starring Nicholas Cage on DVD. I did not enjoy it in the slightest when I saw it at the cinema and therefore I decided to pass the reviewing responsibility on to my father by letting him watch it on my behalf and then asking him to provide his views.
To tell you a little about him, he's a 60 year old carpenter, he's a darts player, loves his wine and is a big fan of hollywood blockbusters. What I especially like is his ability to articulate his views, which is clearly evident in the following transcript of our brief discussion about "Knowing".
I must warn you, there are some huge spoliers in this review, so huge they will tell you the end. Unfortunately I can't upload the audio as my dictaphone doesn't allow transfer to a PC, but if it's any consolation, the audio was very funny. Next time I'll do it so that I can provide the audio. Hope you enjoy it though!
Me: What's it about then?
Dad: What's it about?
Me: Yeah?
Dad:
Me: But what was it about?
Dad:
Me: But what...
Dad: Hang on! No I do know what it was about... Somebody that could predict the future with all these numbers...
Me: Right ok
Dad: And err.... No it was to do.... Well
Me: Ok so if I was going to go to the cinema
Dad: You asked me what its about...
Me: [Hypothetically] it's just come out at the cinema, you've seen it, I wanna know what it is I'm about to go and see, you know, whats the basic storyline of it?
Dad: Just some young girl that umm... wrote a load of numbers down predicting disasters... basically. Umm, and...
Me: I'm going to ask you an honest question now Dad... Did you fall asleep?
Dad: No... I didn't... I wish I had done mind you.
Me:
Dad: I like it up to the point of this bloody stupid spaceship at the end! It was like de ja vu again wasn't it!
Me: De ja vu compared to what?
Dad: Bloody Harrison Ford!
Me: You mean Indiana Jones?
Dad: Yeah!
Me:
Dad: You know, it was great. I thought the effects were... you know with that aircraft that came across and the train you know, I thought it was fantastic, I thought, "this is good!" and to a certain degree it was quite eerie but what the stones have got to bloody do with it I don't know cos they just... they just walked on a pile of stones.
What's that gotta do with it, the stones!? What were they connected, what they gotta do with?
Me: What did you think of the special effects?
Dad: They were good, brilliant in fact, the special effects.
Me: What about the acting?
Dad:
Me: Do you think Nicholas Cage suits that sort of film?
Dad: Nah
Me: What action?
Dad: Well it wasn't really action was it?
Me: It was a bit "National Treasure" wasn't it...
Dad: Well I thought he was good in National Treasure to be honest. I thought he was better in National Treasure than in that one.... and the same with that
Me: Bangkok Dangerous
Me: Now that was rubbish!
Dad: That's another film he's died in [referring to Knowing]
Me: What was the last film he died in?
Dad: Bangkok!
Me: Did he die in Knowing as well, oh yeah he did didn't he.
Dad: Yeah Knowing and Bangkok...
Me: But everyone died in Knowing didn't they.
Dad: Well yeah, yeah.... But I didn't really see the point of picking on... I don't know if it was just them two kids, they probably got lots of other children from other planets or whatever, but why them specific two?
Me: I wondered why if they're such all-powerful aliens, why they needed to bother with the cryptic message, why not just drop down when they needed to and steal kids. What was the point in everything else?
Dad: Yeah but thats what I'm saying, why go back fifty years for this girl to predict these disasters when they aren't gonna be found until fifty years later and there was only two dates left on that list.
Me: That's what I mean, why not just drop down in fifty years time and steal the kids that you want rather than setting up this elaborate...
Dad: Nothing tied in, nothing, because I... It was one of them films where I thought "when you get to the end it's all gonna lock into place... It's all going to fall into place and you're gonna know what its about"
Me: Yeah
Dad: And I didn't to be honest. When that spaceship come and then you see these two kids playing in a field with ten different moons I thought well is that it? That is pants.
Me: What was your favourite bit, what was your best bit?
Dad: Favourite bit?
Me: Yeah
Dad: I thought... my favourite bit, the first bit was when he stopped somewhere and managed to find out they were coordinatesm those numbers, and he got out the car and that aircraft was coming across, that was quite good, the effects. That was probably the best bit but of course then obviously it went onto the train effect.
Me: So what was the worst bit of the film for you?
Dad: The bloody ending!
Me: The ending?...
Dad: The ending was the worst bit.
Me: Right ok, so if you had to give it a mark out of ten what would you give it?
Dad: Four or five maybe.
Me: Four or five?
Dad: Yeah I wouldn't give it more than that
Me: What sort of level of film would you put it at if you could name a few films that were similar?
Dad: It was err... Harrison Ford, the latest one of that.
Me: Indiana Jones?
Dad: Yeah, that.
Umm... there have been others umm... there have been others... what were the other's we've seen and we thought, "that's pretty pants". It's all them sort of films isn't it.
Me: If you had a piece of advice for Nicholas Cage on his choice of films in the future then what would it be?
Dad: Well I'd stay out of action fillms... Having said that and I mean having said that... the best film I've seen him in an action film was Face-Off. He was very good it that, so he can do action films but he's gotta act the role. He thinks he can just pick any sort of script up and just do it. Face-Off was different because it got you into the story and they changed identities and I thought it was brilliant but er... All these films he's going in now are just slapdash, low budget films basically. The script is no, the script is crap if I'm honest.
So there you have it. Knowing reviewed by my father and yes, he has a developed a liking for the phrase "that is pants".
Saturday, 1 August 2009
Massive YGROY Bulletins - 01/08/09
Pinch Punch everyone. I can't believe it's the first of August! 146 days until Christmas!
I've had a busy week this week so have been unable to post much. Therefore to catch up I have built an extra large YGROY Bulletins. Enjoy the news I have found most interesting over the last week or so.
First Trailer for The Fantastic Mr Fox
First trailer for Dorian Gray
Bryce Dallas Howard joins the cast of The Twilight Saga
Master and Commander 2?
DC Comics finally getting their movies out
George Romero names his next "Of The Dead" movie
Saw VII is 3D!
Edgar Wright, Nick Frost and Simon Pegg are frisbee friends
Strangers 2 is happening
Titanic and Lord of the Rings are coming back in 3D!
Mr Eko is The Black Panther
Ridley Scott will direct Alien prequel
Wolfman delayed until 2010
Join Stark Industries now! - Seriously, fill out the job application
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